15/allie/ca We're not the ones who're meant to follow.

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on your left;

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

nostalgiaunicorn:

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House of Blues - LA - September 10, 2014 [x]

ashtonkisses:

eat my ass mr. all australian

ivour:

tri4nglewh0re:

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instagram: _johannamariec_

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Don’t read the muke fanfic “blind” unless you want to cry like a bitch and be the saddest you’ve ever felt in your life. It was so good

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them